Xbox 360 for $100
What happens when you terrorize your parents before Christmas? They try to sell you Xbox 360 for $100 and leave you nothing but charcoal.
Subconcious Message in Jingle Bells
Did you know that the beloved song Jingle Bells contains a subconcious message? Listen to to Jingle Bells played backwards and you’ll be surprised. Turn up your speakers so you can hear it. I was shocked when I found out.
8-foot long Star Wars Attack Cruiser
This huge piece was “designed by LEGO Master Builder Erik Varszegi exclusively for display at Star Wars Celebration III, San Diego Comic-Con, Legoland California and several other national LEGO events”. Current bidding is up to $32,000 (by a legitimate buyer).
This thing is huge.
The Ultimate Google Operator Command List
With these Google Tips you can do google searches better. Very much worth a look especially if you’re a google-aholic.
Photography on a geranium leaf
This may be one of the oldest methods of photography, it uses a geranium leaf as the film which gets exposed to light and chemicaly treated to reveal the image.
Hack Your Santa
If you’ve ever gone to Wal*Mart during the Christmas season, you’ve seen it. I figure that at least a quarter of the US population has been exposed to it by now. This guy figured out how to hack it to say different things.
Send Text Messages from your Computer
No signing up, no creating an account. Just put the # and message and hit send.
SR-71 Blackbird Diagrams including Cockpit Instrumentation
Welcome to the Blackbird Diagrams Gallery, an archive of USAF and NASA Diagrams. This gallery is to provide a better understanding of the aircraft’s construction.
German Forklift Training Video – Very Unique
If they made training videos like this in the US you would definately see less people sleeping in the training classes.
Whistle?
I’ll confess…I can’t whistle with my fingers in my mouth. I always wished I could. But I can’t. I can beatbox… But I can’t whistle like a real man. Good thing someone asked Answers.Google.com and paid the $5.14 to get this information for the entire world to share…THANK YOU!
Well…I’ve been sitting here blowing into my fingers for the past 10 minutes and all I’ve managed to do is make a squeek before hyperventalating myself into sickness. I’ll practice later.
Official: access gmail from your mobile..!!
Yeah I know there have been other alternatives.. but now its official from Google…!
Want to date online? How about your mom?!
A young lad got quite the surprise after dating a girl online for several months. When he met you can only imagine the shock to find out it had been his mom! What a crazy world…
Upgrading from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife1.0
Dear Technical Support Team,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the
new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space
and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the
product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches
during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker night 2.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday
Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while running my other
favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
the un-install does not work on this program.
Can you help me, please!!!
Thanks, Joe
Dear Joe:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a
primary misconception. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with
the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still
convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system
would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from the
system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0
is not designed to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more
problems than the original system. Look in your manual under
“Warnings-Alimony/Child Support”.
I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire
section regarding general partnership faults (GPFs). You must assume all
responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their
cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.
In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because ultimately you will
have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return
to normal.
The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.
Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0.
I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0.
Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.
This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck.
TECHNICAL SUPPORT TEAM UPGRADING FROM GIRLFRIEND
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