On the 5th floor and it’s quitting time? Take the slide! Who said growing up and getting a job wasn’t fun.
English Humor or is it Humoure?
This number is the ‘key’ to crack the HD-DVD encryption so that you can effectively, with the right software, copy and duplicate HD-DVD discs. HD-DVD and Blueray discs were announced to be practically unhackable. Of course, we all know that nothing digital is safe. I will be updating this post with many posts of this crazy phenomenon. When the news article arose it was placed on www.digg.com which is a news aggregating website. I sometimes get some nifty tech stories from this site. The code was put up but then taken down in an effort of censorship. This made the ‘geek’ community quite angry because they couldn’t believe that the website that they used to expose everything from corporate frauds to useless Japaneses inventions was now working against them. Then chaos ensued. Even this morning as my friend Kara watched NBC news the video was interrupted by the above code which flashed for several seconds before coming down and displaying the original picture. Don’t make geeks angry because secretly they rule the world.
1) Climb on the arch of your foot, this will give you the most traction. To do this turn your feet like the Flinstones.
2) Pull yourself with your hands against the tree
3) Mimic the sloth
4) Do not be scared or look down, you may lose your balance and that will hurt. Which brings me to my last tip -
5) Do not fall
Here is a little video of how I do it:
Hang around until I post some tips on how to get down.
The Caffeine Database is a list of drinks that will tell you how much caffeine you are or have consumed. Really funny. I knew there was a Cocaine Energy drink.
and tag your local bathroom air dryer.
Connects via WiFi to your online bank account, and donates YOUR real money to an organization you HATE when you decide to snooze! Gotta love ThinkGeek
Prison vs. Work
IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You arenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t even supposed to speak to your family.
IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers.
Happy birthday Larry, this is for you:
Does someone wanna get me one for my birthday? $19.99
$5, looks like an awesome investment however, I’m strapped…anyone wanna buy me one?
I should get one for when life becomes too unbearable…or maybe the next time someone asks me to fix their computer. Hmmm….I might be dead sooner then I thought.