I have a really cool belt. It’s so cool I wear it all the time, it’s a normal brown leather belt with a buckle. But what makes it cool is that I can take the buckle off and on it is a bottle opener, a philips and flat-head screw driver, and the part that you slide the belt in after the buckle comes off to use as a wrench.
In fact, here’s a photo:
This belt is falling apart, and I’ve lost so much weight in the last couple months (20lbs) that I’m on the last notch and it’s not keeping my pants up. SO, I embark on the magical journey to find a new belt.
Amazon.com, I spend time looking at belts, reading reviews. Before I realize it I’ve purchased the following:
- Adult Jedi Bath Robe
- Two Swiss Tech UKCSB-1 Utili-Key 6-in-1 KeyChain MultiTools
- A messenger bag, written on it “Bag of Holding”
- A wireless charging base for my iPhone (Going straight in the car)
- Titanium spork
- 2 Annoy-a-tron’s (for a crafty prank I have in the making)
- And because I spent some monies they threw in a Phantom TV remote changing keychain thing.
I did eventually end up buying a belt, specifically Kenneth Cole REACTION Men’s Waldorf.
Also, it took me 3 hours to write this post… SO DISTRACTED.




